she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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