If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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