she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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