I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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