I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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