He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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