i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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