In the future we'll all be gay
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
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Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
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Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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