i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
