What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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