i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
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They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
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I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Randomize