The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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