Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
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is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
My vagina is officially offended.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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