I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
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No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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