i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
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I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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