I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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