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Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
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if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
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Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
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