i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
she smelled like a LAN party
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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