We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
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This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
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As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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