So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I need to align my fucking chakras
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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