With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
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Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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