How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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