There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
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