am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
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