i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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