I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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