he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
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I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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