Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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