bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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