She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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