So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
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I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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