Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
There's always time for handjobs
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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