i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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