I must be too annoying 4 u.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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