she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
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You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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