I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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