He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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