is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
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I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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