I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
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My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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