this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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