have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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