just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
