yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
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And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
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