She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
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Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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