well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
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I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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