It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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