i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?