I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.