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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?

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  well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic

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  what chic?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing

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• (415): View more from California

  I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week

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• (425): View more from Washington

  On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.

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• (707): View more from California

  Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.

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