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(732): View more from New Jersey

You look like a girl that would like strip clubs

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(803): View more from South Carolina

You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo

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(203): View more from Connecticut

it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up

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(281): View more from Texas

i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy

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(661): View more from California

i wish semen tasted like chocolate

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(804): View more from Virginia

Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..

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(518): View more from New York

I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"

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(240): View more from Maryland

A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room

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