You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
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2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag