All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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