If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
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guys are only as good as the porn they watch
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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