I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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