how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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