Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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