Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I woke up under a house in Key West
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