Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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