Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
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You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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